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- 01 Apr 2026, 12:01
- Forum: Events
- Topic: Solarian Vice President dies after performing homosexual act
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- 01 Apr 2026, 11:57
- Forum: Events
- Topic: Solarian Vice President dies after performing homosexual act
- Replies: 4
- Views: 3301
- 01 Apr 2026, 11:47
- Forum: Events
- Topic: Solarian Vice President dies after performing homosexual act
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- Views: 3301
Solarian Vice President dies after performing homosexual act
The Solarian Government has announced the death of the beloved vice president. He was found uncounscious and unresponsive in his home after authorities received noise complaints. Neighbours report hearing gagging and gasping coming from his estate around midnight. His cause of death is stated to be ...
- 23 Mar 2026, 07:13
- Forum: Events
- Topic: Solarian Paramount Leader Announces Support Of Blimp Drimp
- Replies: 1
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Solarian Paramount Leader Announces Support Of Blimp Drimp
In a shocking turn of events, Solarian Paramount Leader Ortusius Kerman has publicly announced Solaria's support for drimp at a press conference earlier today. "The Solarian people have been deeply moved by President Drimp's strong patriotism and nationalistic spirit. We are extremely saddened to ...
- 13 Feb 2026, 00:24
- Forum: Events
- Topic: Solarian carrier task force sails for Kafrica
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Solarian carrier task force sails for Kafrica
THIS MORNING Solarian fleet carrier PSN Solaria and her escorts were spotted departing the kolusian sea and has entered Kafrican waters. The Solarisn government has declined to comment on the deployment.
