CRVN-11 Morning News broadcast
"...This is CVRN-11 News. We're sharing what we know as it comes in, and what we do know is that it appears a plane may have struck the State Bank of Laveska. We cannot confirm this at this time, but that is the information we have. We do- "
[Static. The feed cuts. After a moment, a new video appears - shaky, informal, clearly a personal recording. A man grins into the camera.]
"Hey, hey, people. Shrep here.
As many of you are aware, we have been engaged in an extended company team-building endeavor here in Pippakistan. It has truly been a journey of personal growth and professional bonding.
Unfortunately, during this time, we received an order for a substantial amount of military hardware. To my dismay... The check bounced.
I cannot name the client, as my next action may be what certain narrow-minded or untrained individuals would describe as 'highly illegal,' or an 'act of terrorism.' What I can say is that the terms were clear, and any actions taken are fully within our agreed-upon terms and conditions.
As this constitutes a clear breach of contract, I have dispatched two of our finest debt collection specialists to liaise directly with their central bank. Compensation will be... dealt with. Shortly.
To the many members of the merchants guild, you are all truly wonderful."
[Static returns before a no signal card fills the frame]