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His Magesty President Maximilian I Vikus-Ward, Lord of the Seas, King of Zokesia, Heir to the Throne of Drekevak, issued a warning to the northern neighbors of the Confederacy, the nation of Sarkyzia:

"The reports of buildup of military forces in the nation from foreign actors alarms the Confederacy, and as a whole threatens to destabilize Kolus. Foreign influence in our continent will not be tolerated, as it is the birthright of every nation in Kolus to live free and independent as all were created, releasing the Shackles of other powers around the world. Such buildup of Veiidic weaponry does not align with Kolusian values, and the Zokesian Government requests all foreign assets be vacated within the next month, or face embargo."

With this decree, Zokesian ISR aircraft have begun regular patrols of the nortern border, flying safely inside Confederate Airspace, monitoring the border and shoreline.

"This is Order By 6 Pm For Same Day Shipping acting as the standing diplomat for Pippakistan at the moment! Anyway, warning, 'shmorning. Just fucking kill them. You're so boooooring now, you used to sell weapons and kill people and bomb them but now you're being all boring and diplomacy. I can't believe everyone in this world evolves into fat retards, and that includes you!"