2199 Federal Central Kafrican Elections
[OOC note: i intended to post this on the opening day of KP3, however i got struck with the flu, pretend this was IRL posted on Sunday 21st December 2025]
In the wake of the 2198 Faucks Free State national parliamentary election, where the Blimp Drimp backed Strelkan-Kroman National Workers Party would gain a majority of the constituent seats, Yerodin Fouche would become the President of the Free State, his platform one of singleminded determination to make the Free State a haven for Strelkans, the secret police, barring access to parliament to the candidates who were ethnically Grestinian. Holding many representatives at gunpoint in the government lobby.
Within half a year, the Free State had begun to enact policies hostile towards the Unionist led Reguwu Administration, deporting many Grestinian people who had arrived under the 2170s Svarskia repatriation plan, sending them up north with 1,500 Kafrican Rubbies each, giving them the funding to stay in Central Kafrica, destabilising the political balance in the southernmost reaches of the union. This immigration emergency, as it was described by candidate Blimp Drimp could be stopped in day 1 of his presidency, he said, this galvanised his supporters at many rallies across the country, from the fields of Rinn all the way to the center of what was once New Grestin, but is now territory of the United States of Central Kafrica. Yet he doesn’t run unopposed, Jeb Growler pledges to keep the status quo of the situation, allowing the immigrants to be processed and only if absolutely needed to, be sent off to better lives elsewhere, otherwise they could be a great economic help to the Union.
Drimp’s policy, when he was asked on the trail, if he couldn’t get the perceived crisis under control on day 1, in his words; “Deport them. Depor them all. Don’t listen to the courts, just deport them, organise the flights, bye bye, off to Pippakistan you go” he would say sarcastically to UMC (Union Media Corporation) reporters after a rally in Clai, the birth place of the current President, who is set to retire to her farm after the inauguration of the next president.
In terms of domestic policy, Blimp Drimp plans to do away with the national safety net project started in late 2197, which would, if Jeb Growler is elected, be completed with public subsidised healthcare for those who couldn’t afford it. A Growler government would be more of the same, plodding on, slowly, but surely into the future, while Drimp has an unmatched energy, despite his advancing age he still, to many Kafrican voters, has a spark in his eye that can light up an entire room. However this could be because of the many strains of controversy he has sparked, most recently his activities at his Sopost Spa, in relation to his ties with Effery Sexstein, however in a strange twist, he has said that if he gets elected he will start a Federal investigation into Sexstein and will provide evidence himself, evidence that will be complete and unredacted.
Who will win memorial house in 2199? We will know once Kafricans go to the polls in the final 3 weeks of the year.
God Bless Central Kafrica.