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Press Release - TACHYSTANI LIBERATION FRONT - January 1st 2200

Hey hey people.

Shrep here. What is best in life? Is it money? pleasure? I’ll tell you. It's terror bombings that I don’t have to pay for.
For example, the destruction of an entire aircraft carrier in its home port.

As many of you know, the Tachystani Liberation Front always goes for the funniest targets - and what's funnier than blowing up the only functioning aircraft carrier of a nation?

Doing it with a recreational vehicle with a bomb strapped to it.

What you would call a stolen speedboat, I call a specially modified piece of military hardware, designed to sink any boat on the planet.
Sometimes, my genius is frightening. A big thank you to my good friends in the 27th "Kustase" Foran Division, and to the many, many members of the merchant's guild for generously bankrolling these terrorist activities. You are all truly wonderful.

We couldn't have done it without you.

Zokesia sends its condolences to those who lost their lives.

President Drimp has issued and signed arrest warrant for Mr Tach on charges of international terrorism, he will not be permitted to work with Kafrican corporations nor will he be able to enter the territories of the Union without facing immediate arrest at the border

The Government of Novenad will be flying all flags at half mast in respect for our Veiidic brothers, and a specially formed Citizen's Assembly has voted to offer assistance in capturing Shrep Tach and combating the Tachystani Liberation Front, if Fortis agrees.

The Frigonian people sends their condolences to those who were affected by this and wishes for the speedy recovery of the citizens injured.

[I love that silly energy.]

Press Release, Office of Fortisian President Sergei Nikonii, Jan 2200

The terrorist known as Shrep Tach, and his "Tachystani Liberation Front", will be brought to justice!
The terror bombing of the Forrester will not go unpunished.
Henceforth, Flags will be flown at half mast in the capitol ever January 1st as we remember and grieve the loss of over 450 lives, sailors, naval airmen, and dockworkers.

SKILL ☆ ISSUE!! (￣ω￣)

Hello 〜☆ hello 〜☆ hello! 〜☆ This is Unauthorized Removal From Premises Twenty-Seven, radioing in on behalf of Regularized Pikkastan ...! (￣▽￣)ゞ Nah I am speaking on behalf of myself, tehehe! 〜♪

I believe it is really f★cking hilarious how a country aligned with the ⚠n⚠t⚠d ⚠mp⚠r⚠⚠l F⚠d⚠r⚠t⚠⚠n can have such f★cking atrocious security for their own navy! 〜♫ Of course, the fact that people died means it's no longer funny... it's absolutely fucking hilarious〜 Maybe I can swim up to one of your precious submarines and finger paint it pink myself, that's how bad your security is! (¬‿¬)

These Tachystani Liberation Front people seem interesting〜☆ I know nothing about this Shrep, but I would gladly buy him some rice wine! And a bomb or two, we have a lot of those around here! (๑˘︶˘)♡

This is Unauthorized Removal From Premises Twenty-Seven, signing off, and have a woooonderful day! 〜♫ Specifically to Shrep, I hope that F⚠rt⚠s has another three boat bombs land on their heads! (￣▽￣)ゞ 〜♬♬