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In a shocking turn of events, the President of Hearthia was allowed to take to the podium while absolutely smashed.

Unfortunately the media team did not halt the broadcast, as they had locked themselves out of the room after all seven of them stepped outside for a break and forgot their keys inside.

During the drunken tirade, the Hearthian president revealed that not only was Hearthia preparing to partake in military actions against their neighbors, but that he wanted to instead betray his allies in the upcoming fight and instead go to war with Solaria.

Eventually the president was dragged away from the podium by the international ambassadors present, reportedly being told to "stop being such a chud".

As of today, the president has resigned in disgrace from his position at the head of both Hearthia and the Outer Wilds Ventures corporation, his Vice President taking the reins.

In an emergency address, the Vice President attempted to assure Hearthia's allies that the President's tirade did not represent the direction the nation was heading.

Hearthian troops have been stood on alert in anticipation for what might come next.

THE EYE IS WATCHING

As a future note, keep the Hearthian president AWAY from the Vodka

The Solarian embassy would like to gift the new president 16 crates of pure solarian ethanol.

Dorislav condemns the fact that the Hearthian president was allowed to drink alcohol before a press conference and attend one under the influence. We urge Hearthia to never allow its president to do this ever again.

In addition, Dorislav has launched yet another anti-alcohol campaign urging citizens to minimize alcohol consumption and limit them to weekends. If they have a drinking problem, it is recommended that they seek help from a health professional.

In the interest of continued diplomatic relations with Hearthia, Prime Minister Kirilo Lovric has shipped a cask of karjinova from the Novenadian Strategic Spiyrt Reserves to the President.