President Blimp Drimp Inaugurated in Rinn
The votes of the 2199 elections were finalised by a meeting of the senate, chaired by the former Vice President, Tripp Todd who served under the Reguwu Administration between the foundation of the United States of Central Kafrica, and the election of Blimp Drimp towards the latter quarter of 2199. Following the resignation of all her staff, aides and department executives, Rhonda Reguwu left the Rinn Memorial House, which was built during her tenure on the site of the attacks on Rinn’s Endurance spire in 2094, making way for eccentric billionaire Blimp Drimp to take residence for his 5 year term. Today on the 20th day of the year 2200, Blimp Drimp goes from President Elect, to President of the United States of Central Kafrica. Placing his hand on a copy of the Constitution of Central Kafrica, and placing his other hand on his heart.
“I, Blimp Drimp pledge, to use the power vested in him by the people of this nation, to uphold and protect the ideals of Kafricans everywhere, protecting and upholding the rule of law within Kafrica.”
President Drimp later signed a multitude of executive orders, with an equally large scope, one such order mandated that businesses must start providing spaces for both female and male kerbals, rejecting the Reguwu Administration’s policy of a single, neutral space. Another executive order declares that the Zokesian funded Stahl Seig are Foreign terrorists, this executive order brings questions to the diplomatic quarter about the status of Chikuchinal and other Zokesian assets in the country. The most pressing domestic executive order signed by President Drimp today, on his first day in office has been related to the “Immigration Emergency” as called by Drimp himself in his inauguration speech where he set out his initial policy goals, as they are “Eating the dogs, and eating the Cats” when they cross the border “believe me, i love animals, i really do, its true” he continued to many yawns from the assembled press.
Towards the end of the day Drimp ordered his entire staff, and the departing Reguwu staff who were finishing packing their boxes and leaving a helping of McDrimp meals, it has been said that the President has always been fond of his own fast food chain, often getting orders for random people out of the goodness of his heart.
God Bless Central Kafrica!