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Former President Joe Biken has survived his sentence of death by shooting squad.
He is currently in a mental hospital where he is being taken care of.

The media has been informed that Former President Biken has took several bullets to his brain and survived with major health complications.
After being shot by the shooting squad, He was reported to have shown signs of vitality, the chief officer in charge of the execution then went on with a Coup de Grâce, which he miraculously survived, which the officer went on with a second shot to the head and left the scene assuming the execution was carried out.
After 15 minutes medicinal staff came to carry his corpse which they were surprised to see that he was still alive and breathing.
He was given initial treatment and spent nearly 3 weeks in an Intense Care Unit.
Doctors stated that he took a total of 11 bullets with 5 hitting non vital areas 2 reaching his lungs, 1 reaching his liver and a total of 3 bullets in his skull.
The legal team of Joe Biken has stated that the second shot by the chief officer was unnecessary and argued that it was "Cruel and mismanaged punishment", They have currently managed to get the court to drop the death sentence meaning that his execution will not be carried again.
Doctors has stated that it is a miracle, he managed to survive 15 minutes on the ground with 3 bullets inside his frontal lobe.
After 2 months of recovery he was transferred to a mental hospital due to showing signs of having the mental capacity of a 2 year old.

Eye witnesses has stated that they have seen him talking to what he calls "Fish" in the ward, which led to some eerie interactions with the hospital staff.
Medical experts are saying that it might be the damage to his frontal lobe that has caused his dictionary to mess up and classify everything as fish.

I fucking love Joe Biken, not in a homosexual way, don't get me wrong, we were great allies, I always knew he was a tough man, this piece of news jsut proves it. Not even 11 shots could kill him, the Frigonians know they messed with the wrong guy, clearly, Joe Biken is too strong, too powerful, too healthy to be put down by this new government in Frigonia, I don't think he did anything wrong, that strike was necesary for the sake of the safety of our great ally Hearthia. The new government, they did the right thing for the safety of their own people, don't get me wrong, but they won't ever build as great a nation as my good friend Joe Biken could have. May he live a good life.

• Igarkan Krogam, in a leaked conversation with the minister of Foreign Relations