RRSF 〜 PIKKASTAN ☆ Airplane ☆ PROCUREMENT ☆ Announcement! 〜♡ (≧◡≦)
PIKKASTAN ☆ IS ☆ MAKING ☆ NEW ☆ AIRPLANES!! (≧◡≦) ♡♡
Hello 〜♡ hello 〜♡ hello! 〜♡ My lovely listeners of RRSF ♡, Rabbit-Radio Sending-Facts! The bestest and the most truest news source on the continent of Doren! I am your host, Unauthorized Removal From Premises Twenty-Seven, and I am soooo excited to talk with you today about the latest news from Regularized Pikkastan! 〜♫ (✧◡✧)
I have good news to report today! ☆Great☆ news, in fact! The Airplane Group has developed a new, really ❈super good❈ airplane that we can make entirely here, in our ♡lovely♡ little country! It uses a lot of those really old air planes from a long time ago to make it, and we have a lot of those! We might need to take some, I know some of you use them for housing, but they'll pay you in m̶͍̐͊ochi! 〜♪ (￣▽￣)ゞ
Speaking of m̶͍̐͊ochi, I heard that this plane costs 1.194*10^{11} m̶͍̐͊! That is a lot of m̶͍̐͊ochi! But the airplane does look very epic. I have a picture of one of the first 'testing' models, I hope it studies hard and passes the test. Wait, I should send it! Prepare your image-radio receivers! 〜♪ (・ω・)
Give me a moment 〜〜 Mmm, hmm, hmmm 〜♪ And, there! Your image-radio receivers should be seeing it now!
It looks soooooo coooool, doesn't it? The L⚠v⚠sk⚠ns must be quaking in their f★cking sandals seeing these! They might want to get their hands on one, and other countries might want to line up to buy one! 〜♪ But TOO BAD, they're not for sale! They have ☆six☆ whole missiles, and two fast shooting guns that can break the strongest metal you can think of! 〜♫ (¬‿¬) You might see them above some times, they're really loud! Make sure you wave to the drivers! ❀❀❀
Anyway, that is all I have to cover〜! May your mochi be sweet, and your s♥x be fulfilling! This is Unauthorized Removal From Premises Twenty-Seven, and I hope you tune in again! 〜♫ (≧◡≦)