Central Kafrica (Jan-May) News Roundup
In line with the internal documentation on the 2200 National Security strategy, which aimed to inform the various departments of state about the wishes and goals of the Drimp administration, in the administration’s first year both houses has passed various legislation affirming the executive orders signed by Drimp on his first day. In 2200, Drimp held various meetings with Kafrican states through backchannels and diplomatic envoys, securing Kafrica’s place on the continent. In January, in the annual address, a tradition that goes back to the 21st century accursed Kroman Government, President Blimp Drimp outlined his goals for the year forthcoming: Securing Kafrica’s role on the global stage, either as Central Kafrica ourselves or Kafricans as a people.
Pledging in the 2nd year of his administration he will make good on releasing documentation relating to Effery Sexstein’s alleged crimes collected by the Central Kafrican intelligence services over the Reguwu administration.
On January 25th, 2201, President Drimp approved the Space Exploration act of 2201, challenging Central Kafrican industry to land on the Mun before the end of the first decade in the 23rd century, paving the way for a Grestinian return to Eve by the year 2115. Contained within the act are provisions including the legal protection that the United States of Central Kafrica will, outside of means of self and planetary defense, manoeuvre asteroids within the Sphere of Influence of Kerbin. This pledge and challenge to the nation comes at a time where the Federal Space Administration of Kafrica (FASK) an otherwise theoretical government publicly funded agency is planning their first steps in Kafrica’s return to space prowess with the small, yet important mission of the single crew Wilbus Capsule, named for the city of the same name in the state of Ambargo, North Grestin. On January 29th Drimp gave condolences to the late King Strollivich Andreiv Constant.
In February, the eyes of the Central Kafrican Government turned to the disputed land of Chikushinal, where the 22nd SS Division was deployed to intimidate our own forces, in a Dreet, Drimp stated that he will never bow down to the machinations or plans of the Stahl Sieg, for he does not negotiate with terrorists. In light of this the 56th mechanised battalion of Bal was sent to the borders to deter any potential SS agents from slipping the border of the disputed lands.
With the borders secure at home Drimp’s attention in March turned towards expanding the Union, offering the SKWP backed Faucks free state ascension to the Union, at a meeting on his long table, it was decided by the President of the Free state that Central Kafrica was where his nation should be, a referendum will be held in November, for ascendancy to occur in October of 2202, just prior to the Central Kafrican midterm elections.
In the wake of the shock and awe raid on Tailia by Zokesia, President Drimp announced that he would not be doing any major engagements in March for his own personal security, meanwhile Central Kafrican police got involved in a major controversy, as it was leaked by an internal whistleblower that they were attempting to deport ethnic Kafricans to Elohim, backchannel communications that the Federal police union denies.
April brought a moderately wet month for the nation, with Farmers in Bown stating that potentially the harvest might fail this year, which would be devastating for the nation and our people, it could be a long hard frozen winter ahead for us, in other international affairs, President Drimp announced to Congress his intention to direct the Department of International Security to appoint Meat Skellog, a key Drimp ally during his 2199 election campaign, as Special Envoy to Pikkastan, coming as the President on Dritter stated that he was ‘shocked’ and ‘disgusted’ to learn Pikkastan’s legal state, emphasising that ‘the nation may easily become the hideout of disgusting creatures’ replies on his own social media site FvkeSqcal humiliated the President for his links to Effery Sexstein, the population, and his party, continue to demand him to release the investigation files.
We will see what May will bring for our glorious union, God Bless Central Kafrica!