King Strollivich Andreiv Constant has died at age 66 "January 29th, 2201""

[Coil]

King Strollivich Andreiv Constant the first king and founder of the Kingdom of Constadia has passed away in his sleep. As of current date the cause of death is unknown but it is confirmed he has passed away in his sleep after weeks of silence from the Constant Royal Family they released the following statement to the peoples Press. "It is with great sorrow we inform you that our king is dead and his successor will be sworn in after a 2 week period of Greiving" This is truly a great loss to our people and we hope that no foul play was involved in his death.

January 29th 2201

,Constadian peoples post

[Orion]

Ana Berislav offers her condolences to the Constant royal family on behalf of herself and the people of Novenad. King Strollovich Andreiv Constant was a dear compatriot, and he will be sorely missed.

[Squiddy]

"And the bouquet of yellow roses for Constadia, kyr?"

"All sent off and on their way. Relax, will you? It's important that I do it myself. I have to maintain appearances now I'm the Apex. When a person as esteemed as King Strollivich cashes his chips, you don't want a grimy secretary sending the flowers now do you?"

Higgins shook his head minutely.

"Certainly not kyr. Though as a grimy secretary, it is my duty to ensure care is taken in these sensitive matters."

Milo Mazdok waved his hand dismissively.

"Come on! You think I can't even operate a postal booth? I even remembered to remove the price tag."

"Your selflessness moves me, kyr."

Higgins' eyes alighted on the large bouquet of flowers still sitting on the Apex's desk. A thought occurred to him.

"And you are certain, kyr, that you did in fact place the flowers IN the booth-"

"Oh come on Higgins! These are for my niece. She won a prize for swimming at school."

Milo Mazdok got up and walked around the desk to stand beside Higgins.

"No, these are great fun. When you pull the label it shoots out confetti and squirts you with water, and a voice says 'Congratulations!' she's gonna love it."

"This label reads 'In memory of his majesty King Strollivich Andreiv Constant', kyr."

"..."

"I'd better make a call to the royal family."