Bang!
The shot rang out in the cold streets, drowning out the splattering of rain. If a rodent was in the alley the shot came from, he would've turned to see an empty street, devoid of movement. The only sign of anything that had happened was the man slumped against the wall, indistinguishable from a homeless beggar save for the trickle of crimson spreading slowly from below his corpse. Footsteps on the next street over told the tale - the cargo was being delivered, but not to the person it was intended.
Dear Head of state,
I am writing to express my worries regarding electoral integrity and the aniti-grestinian of the Drimp administration in the coming first mid term elections to the Senate in the State of Faucks. During my campaign I have noticed efforts from the CKDIS (Central Kafrican Domestic Intelligence Services). Police activity has been high around my rallies and Alliance Party fundraising events, preventing supporters from attending, making my image intentionally less popular in the region. Meanwhile the candidate for the Strelkan Kroman Workers Party has been met with minimal response in relation to their activities. I believe that this goes against the democratic values of my country, the constitution that if elected to the Senate this year I will uphold to my best ability. The United States of Central Kafrica is a nation built upon the idea of Kafrican freedom and democracy, the current administration appears to be currently on the track of ensuring that Grestinian identity becomes irrelevant, that the pillars of equality and individualism shall be curbed for the greater party itself. The Federal Government recently appointed a former Strelkan high policing commissioner to command the government’s crackdown on the equality the Free state once had.
I fear for my safety should this letter be published in its full form, I apologise for not using the official communication channels that I am aware of, should the Drimp administration audit the Constitutional Alliance Party’s messages I could very well be deported for “anti-Kafrican terrorist activities”. Therefore i implore you, as the leader of a foreign country, to begin to put pressure on the Drimp Administration’s adverse policies and two faced subversion of international law. I personally suspect Blimp Drimp to be associated with the Stahl Sieg.
All yours and best regards, Lilly Barrett, candidate for Governor of the southern State of Faucks.



