Solarian Vice President dies after performing homosexual act

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The Solarian Government has announced the death of the beloved vice president. He was found uncounscious and unresponsive in his home after authorities received noise complaints. Neighbours report hearing gagging and gasping coming from his estate around midnight. His cause of death is stated to be asphyxiation due to the clogging of the windpipe by certain bodily fluids. He will be mourned by the Solarian people.

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This is canon btw

[Saturn]

The Imperial delegate would like to express our most sincere condolences to the Solarian people. The late vice president will be remembered for his bravery and dedication to Solaria and the greater Kafrican community, and certainly not for any perverse homosexual actions.

[Zekes]

The office of the President of Zokesia sends a single CWI brand condom in response.