Tachystani Liberation Front Newsletter Q1

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Hey, Hey people, Shrep here. For all potential clientele, we will be unavailable due to a company trust-building exercise in Pippakistan. We appreciate your patience and discretion regarding the events in the coming days. If you have any business inquiries, reach out to us via fax or the P.O. box at 725 W St Medsous, whichever country currently oversees the region. To the many members of the merchants' guild, we appreciate your continued contributions, which will be fully utilized. You are all truly wonderful.