Hello hello hello my fellow listeners, it's [Data Expunged] 12 here with the weather! Looks like it's a heavy rain of BOMBS in the north of the nation as like 50,000 of us walked accross the border into LVSK! We threw some really spicy gas on them and they all started dancing! mustve choked on their lunch, they all fell down and turned blue! So we just started walking north, all of us in a big group! It was so much fun, we drew a lot of pictures and we cant wait to see the funny steel mountains the Laveskans live in! Our Pippaki eyes cant believe how many tasty treats there are in LVSK, some of them even have funny wrappers that look like clothes on them. Who knew!
We're coming to see everything in LVSK, I hope you join us--
THIS IS COMMANDER OF THE PIPPAKISTANI ARMED FORCES, THANK YOU FOR YOUR PURCHASE 62, INTERRUPTING THIS BROADCAST. I AM HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT WE ARE GOING TO INVADE LVSK AND KILL EVERY SINGLE LVSKN.
LVSKN MEN ARE RETARDED NONCE RAPISTS AND THEY PROSTITUTE THEIR SLUT MOTHERS OUT TO THE HOMELESS. FUCK LVSK FUCK LVSK I HATE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH. UWAAA WHAY ARE LVSKN LIKE THIS THEY SHOULD DIE DIE DIE DIE FUCKING DIE DIE ID PROPOSE THROWING THEM INTO A WOOD CHIPPER BUT THEIR DORENOID SKULL MEASUREMENTS WOULDNT EVEN FIT
KILL LVSKNS BEHEAD LVSKNS ROUNDHOUSE KICK A LVSKN INTO THE CONCRETE SLAM DUNK A LVSKN BABY INTO THE TRASHCAN CRUCIFY FILTHY LVSKNS DEFECATE IN A LVSKNS FOOD LAUNCH LVSKNS INTO THE SUN STIR FRY LVSKNS IN A WOK TOSS LVSKNS INTO ACTIVE VOLCANOES URINATE INTO A LVSKNS GAS TANK JUDO THROW LVSKNS INTO A WOOD CHIPPER TWIST LVSKNS HEADS OFF REPORT LVSKNS TO THE KAFRICANS KARATE CHOP LVSKNS IN HALF CURB STOMP PREGNANT LVSKNS TRAP LVSKNS IN QUICKSAND CRUSH LVSKNS IN THE TRASH COMPACTOR LIQUEFY LVSKNS IN A VAT OF ACID EAT LVSKNS DISSECT LVSKNS EXTERMINATE LVSKNS IN THE GAS CHAMBER STOMP LVSKN SKULLS WITH STEEL TOED BOOTS CREMATE LVSKNS IN THE OVEN LOBOTOMIZE LVSKNS MANDATORY ABORTIONS FOR LVSKNS GRIND LVSKN FETUSES IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL DROWN LVSKNS IN FRIED BEEF GREASE VAPORIZE LVSKNS WITH A RAY GUN KICK OLD LVSKNS DOWN THE STAIRS FEED LVSKNS TO ALLIGATORS SLICE LVSKNS WITH A KATANA PUT A BOMB IN A LVSKN'S MOUTH THROW KNIVES AT LVSKNS INFLATE LVSKNS UNTIL THEY POP SEND LVSKNS INTO A BLACKHOLE CASTRATE LVSKNS FEED LVSKNS POISONED FOOD FORCE LVSKNS TO WALK THE PLANK PUSH LVSKNS INTO A PIT KNEEL ON A LVSKN'S NECK CURSE LVSKNS WITH A SPELL STUFF LVSKN BABIES INTO THE WASHING MACHINE AND TURN IT ON FLATTEN LVSKNS WITH A TANK POP A LVSKN'S CAR TIRE STRIKE LVSKN CHILDREN WITH A RULER MAKE LVSKNS SWIM IN THE MARIANA TRENCH CUT OFF A LVSKN'S LIMBS AIRDROP LVSKNS INTO ANTARCTICA THROW LVSKNS OFF THE BOAT PRESSURIZE LVSKNS INTO FINE CRYSTALS LIGHT FIREWORKS IN A LVSKN'S ASS FALCON-PUNCH A LVSKN IN THE FACE MAKE LVSKNS INTO FICTION BLOW LVSKNS HEADS OFF WITH GRENADE LAUNCHERS BLOW LVSKNS BRAINS OPEN WITH A SNIPER RIFLE LOCK LVSKNS IN A CAGE AND DROWN THEM UNDERWATER NAIL LVSKNS TO A CROSS AND STAB THEM RUN OVER LVSKNS WITH A TANK FEET-FIRST CRUSH LVSKNS WITH A PRESS ATTACK LVSKNS WITH ACID BOIL LVSKNS IN A PAN LOCK LVSKNS INSIDE A BRAZEN BULL BURN LVSKNS ALIVE DRAG LVSKNS ACROSS A WALL OF SPIKES POUR MOLTEN LAVA ON LVSKNS QUARTER LVSKNS IMPALE LVSKNS ON A PIKE TENDERIZE LVSKNS WITH A MALLET IONISE LVSKNS IN A MASS SPECTROMETER IRRADIATE LVSKNS IN A NUCLEAR REACTOR SPAGHETTIFY LVSKNS IN A BLACK HOLE CURSE LVSKNS WITH THE NECRONOMICON TRAP LVSKNS IN PURGATORY BANG A LVSKNS TESTICLES WITH A SPIKED BAT THROW LVSKNS OFF A TWELVE STORY BUILDING FREEZE DRY LVSKNS IN THE VACUUM OF SPACE FRY LVSKNS WITH POWER LINES FEED LVSKNS RICIN KNEECAP A LVSKN WITH A TWELVE GAUGE RE ENSLAVE LVSKNS SELL LVSKNS ORGANS ON THE BLACK MARKET RUN LVSKNS OVER WITH AN EIGHTEEN WHEELER THROW LVSKNS INTO THE GRAND CANYON BURN LVSKNS WITH JET ENGINE EXHAUST BEAT LVSKNS TO DEATH WITH A TIRE IRON CAUTERISE A LVSKNS ASSHOLE WITH A BLOWTORCH SACRIFICE LVSKNS TO THE SUN GOD DROP LVSKNS OUT OF A PLANE AT FOURTY THOUSAND FEET FEED LVSKNS TO SHARKS LOAD A LVSKN INTO A CANNON AND SHOOT THE LVSKN AT A CONCRETE WALL KEEL HAUL LVSKNS UNDER A GALLEON DISEMBOWEL LVSKNS WITH A BAYONET STRAP A LVSKN TO A CRUISE MISSILE AND LAUNCH IT AT A LVSKN NEIGHBOURHOOD DROP LVSKNS INTO CHERNOBYL REACTOR BUILDING NUMBER 4 HANG, DRAW, AND QUARTER LVSKNS LURE LVSKNS IN WITH FRIED CHICKEN AND TRAP THEM WITH BEAR TRAPS FORCE A LVSKN TO LEARN CALCULUS, THEN KILL THE LVSKN ANYWAY ATOMIZE LVSKNS WITH A POWERFIST THROW LVSKNS INTO VATS FULL OF FEV VIRUS CHOKE LVSKNS WITH BARBED WIRE THROW PIANOS AT LVSKNS FROM 40-STORY BUILDINGS THROW LVSKNS AT PIANOS FROM 40-STORY BUILDINGS DEEP-FREEZE LVSKNS IN LIQUID NITROGEN THEN SHATTER THEM WITH A HAMMER TIE LVSKNS TO ICBMS THEN FIRE THEM AT ISRAEL SHOOT LVSKNS WITH SYRINGE GUNS DEFECATE ON LVSKN FOOD STAMPS MAKE LVSKNS PAY CHILD SUPPORT IN BLOOD BUILD A NEWTON CANNON AND FIRE LVSKNS INTO THE ORBIT PUT ADVERTISEMENT POSTERS ON LVSKNS THEN NAIL THEM TO THEIR BODIES WITH A HAMMER IRRADIATE LVSKNS WITH DEPLETED URANIUM LAUNCH A LVSKN WITH A TREBUCHET SEND A LVSKN EXPLORING TITANIC IN A CHEAP SUBMARINE USE A LVSKN AS A CRASH TEST DUMMY TIE LVSKNS ONTO GROWING BAMBOO SHOOTS FILM AN ENTIRE JACKASS MOVIE ON A LVSKN TRAMPLE LVSKNS BURY LVSKNS ALIVE PLAY BOWLING WITH LVSKNS HEADS AS PINS GRATE LVSKNS WITH A CHEESE GRATER GET LVSKNS STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR SPRAY A LVSKNS TOILET PAPER WITH POISON IVY SHOOT A LVSKN DIRECTLY WITH A SLOW BOMB SABOTAGE A LVSKNS PARACHUTE SABOTAGE A LVSKNS BUNGEE TRAP A LVSKN UNDER ICE FORCE A LVSKN TO WORK AND SUPPORT A FAMILY OF 5 FORCE LVSKNS INTO GLADIATORIAL COMBAT SEND LVSKNS BACK TO WARRING AFRICAN TRIBES HIDE A SNAKE IN A LVSKNS ROOM PUT LVSKNS ON A HOT AIR BALLOON WITH LOW GAS HARVEST A LVSKNS ORGANS WATERBOARD LVSKNS WITH GASOLINE, THEN SET THEM ON FIRE FLAY LVSKNS TIE LVSKNS TO TRAIN TRACKS PUT LAXATIVES IN THEIR KOOLAID RECREATE MORTAL KOMBAT FATALITIES ON LVSKNS GIBBET LVSKNS TIE A LIGHTNING ROD TO A LVSKNS HEAD DURING A STORM LURE LVSKNS INTO SUICIDE PODS BURY LVSKNS NECK DEEP AND SURROUND THEM WITH SCORPIONS CLEAR A MINE FIELD BY SENDING LVSKNS TO IT STIR LVSKNS INTO CEMENT SQUEEZE LVSKNS THROUGH A CHAIN LINK FENCE HACK LVSKNS SOCIALS AND MAKE THEM SAY THEY HAVE IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE THAT WOULD LEAD TO HILLARY'S ARREST PERFORM ADORCISM ON A LVSKN MICROWAVE A LVSKNS HEAD SUCK A LVSKN INTO POOL DRAINAGE ASS FIRST POUR NITROGLYCERIN INSIDE A LVSKNS BASKETBALL INJECT EBOLA IN ITS FOOD PUT A CHUBBY LVSKN IN A TRIBE OF CANNIBALS PRESSURE WASH LVSKN SKIN PLAY GAMES WITH LVSKNS JIGSAW STYLE TRIM A LVSKNS NOSE HAIRS WITH A LAWN MOWER STRAP A LVSKN TO A WIND TURBINE BLADE FLATTEN A LVSKN IN AN INDUSTRIAL ROLLING MACHINE TURN A LVSKNS BONES INTO FURNITURE MAKE MINCED MEAT OUT OF A LVSKN AND SERVE LVSKN PATTIES TO OTHER LVSKNS FEED A LVSKN VIAGRA AND PUT AN ACTIVATED SAWBLADE IN FRONT OF ITS DICK DISGUISE A THERMALLY ACTIVATED LIGHTSABER AS A LVSKNS DILDO STONE LVSKNS TRANQUILIZE LVSKNS AND PUT THEM IN LION PITS MAKE A SUBHUMAN CENTIPEDE FROM LVSKNS THROW A LVSKN DOWN A WELL PRESCRIBE INCORRECT MEDICATION TO LVSKNS PIMP-SLAP LVSKNS INTO AIRPLANE TURBINES DISPLACE LVSKNS IN A PREDICTED METEOROID CONTACT AREA GIFT A LVSKN A LETHAL DOSE OF FENTANYL PUT DOG COLLARS ON LVSKNS AT MAXIMUM VOLTAGE GIVE LVSKNS SENTIENT BRAIN PARASITES LEAVE LVSKNS OUT FOR VULTURES DRIVE A LVSKN INTO A TORNADO WITH A REMOTE CONTROLLED VEHICLE DO FREAKY VOODOO ON A LVSKN STRAP LVSKNS ON A ROLLER-COASTER AND USE THEM AS TARGET PRACTICE STRAP LVSKNS TO A JUDAS CRADLE BLAST LVSKNS WITH CIVIL WAR CANNONS CRUCIFY FILTHY LVSKNS WHIP LVSKNS INTO OBEDIENCE SLINGSHOT A LVSKN INTO ORBIT ROCKET LVSKNS INTO THE SUN STIR-FRY LVSKNS IN A WOK BITE A LVSKN AND DRINK THEIR BLOOD URINATE INTO A LVSKN'S GAS TANK JUDO THROW LVSKNS INTO THE WOOD CHIPPER UNSCREW A LVSKN'S HEAD OFF BAKE LVSKNS INTO LVSKN-PIZZA ARREST LVSKNS FOR NO REASON ELECTROCUTE LVSKNS CURB STOMP PREGNANT LVSKNS BEAT A LVSKN UP SLICE A LVSKN UP AND WEAR THEIR SKIN SET LVSKNS ON FIRE SPIN LVSKNS AROUND UNTIL THEY PUKE TIE LVSKNS TO A TRAIN TRACK KARATE KICK A LVSKN IN THE TESTICLES STOMP LVSKN SKULLS WITH STEEL-TOED BOOTS BROIL LVSKNS INTO A BROTH DEEP FRY LVSKNS FOURTH-TRIMESTER ABORTIONS FOR LVSKNS BLEND LVSKNS IN A BLENDER SNAP A LVSKN'S NECK THROW LVSKNS OFF BUILDINGS SEND ALIENS TO ABDUCT LVSKNS FORCE LVSKNS TO RIDE THE EUTHANASIA COASTER CRUSH LVSKNS WITH ANVILS THROW LVSKNS OFF OF ROOFTOPS INCINERATE LVSKNS STARVE LVSKNS BLOW LVSKNS UP WITH DYNAMITE GULP LVSKNS FEAST ON LVSKN EYEBALLS CAVE IN A LVSKN'S SKULL KISS A LVSKN TO DEATH PEEL A LVSKN LIKE A BANANA DENY LVSKNS INTO HEAVEN FREEZE LVSKNS IN THE VACCUM OF SPACE HARD BOIL A LVSKN LOCK ON TO LVSKNS WITH A HARPOON CRYODESICCATE A LVSKN FERMENT LVSKNS INTO STEW ENSNARE LVSKNS NARK ON LVSKNS TO THE ARMY CAUSE A TOTAL LVSKN PURGE JAM A LVSKN INTO A GEYSER AXE MURDER A LVSKN PUT LVSKNS ON SHIPS GOING TO KAFRICA AND BLOW UP THE SHIPS AFTER THEY SET SAIL TOTAL LVSKN DEATH
