The Orion News Network is proud to bring this breaking story to gender non conforming kerbals everywhere, that the Imperial Union high command reportedly are unable to determine which of their islands got invaded by the Basilic army just this last month.
Across Kerbin the people have witnessed many strange, paranormal aircraft carrier fleet movements, with some even reported to have been seen near Syx island. When asked the Imperial Union Naval Office reported to the orion that they had just gone snorkeling as part of a Royal Navy holiday package. Other sightings include that the Imperial Union has been spotted sending 8th fleet to the Mohole to investigate if strange energy emitting from the Mohole is the source of their confusion. Next up on the orion news network is a story that comes to us live from the UIF, it is reported that the leadership have finally replaced their beds with sofas, its said that the mattresses they slept on became bricks over the many decades of prolonged slumber.
