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For the last 5 months the Imperial Bumfuck Corporation has been patrolling around our glorious orion headquarters with its 5g radioactive misinformation smelly news helicopter. On Monday, The Ministry of Truth. It is with great displeasure and distaste for the aggressive violent reporting of the Imperial Bumfuck Corporation that theorion is issuing this declaration of an embargo against their false reporting. They claim that the planet is flat, despite the fact that no nation goes to space. Clearly it's a Disk. Theorion demands that the Imperial Bumfuck Corporation stop its false reporting on world events.
Afterall, how can a leaf known for being in tasty food have an excessively large military, how could a simple herb take on a massive global empire. There is clearly more to the story than meets the eye. Unfortunately for the axis of evil journalism, theorion has eyes everywhere, even in the CEO of the Imperial Bumfuck Corporation's brain, observing each and every fire from his single braincell.
During this embargo, any member of the Disk caught reading or consuming so called news farted out from the Imperial Bumfuck's pipe will be immediately shown the light of the Overlord and liquidated. Do not test the power of truth.
The truth will outlast the falsehoods farted by the Imperial Bumfuck Corporation.
