Shreptacular Shrep-planular Shrep-Sale!

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Foran
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Joined: 08 Dec 2025, 06:39
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Shreptacular Shrep-planular Shrep-Sale!

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Hey Hey People.

Shrep Here. They say the best things in life are free.

Did you know that old CF-7X series fighters are free in Fortis? Despite what some people will tell you, the aircraft in the Zerban boneyards are acquirable. You don't need to know how, which is a blessing - because I do.

I myself have 25 CF-72A5s, the latest in a decades long line of truly wonderful, carrier capable airplanes.

Now, I offer them to you, the highest bidder!

I'll even go as low as 0 Stotinu or even 0 Deisonars for the initial purchase price... With just a tiny interest rate of 85 Percent APR and a final purchase price of 25,000 bank notes.

And Sold! To the creepy looking fellow with the weird hat! Our fanciful delivery vessel will deliver your wonderful new old stock planes to the location of your choice!

War is terrible - terribly profitable for me, that is.

This is all truly wonderful.

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