Black Monday - Suid-Kafrican Stock Exchange Crashes!

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Monday, January 13th, 2217 - The worst drop in Suid-Kafrica's history occured today, as stocks tumbled down the charts in the Faucks Free Trade Center of Suid-Kafrica. Nearly 80% of the stocks experienced a loss of over 35%, and an estimated 12% shrinkage of the nation's economic output occured in a span of 4 hours. Buisnessmen threw themselves from buildings, traders left the exchange early, walking into oncoming traffic without looking or caring for the cars speeding twoards them. The government of Suid-Kafrica has attempted measures to halt the fall of the economy, as new Reichschancellor Albert Gott attempted to shift blame twoards the economic pressures from the west - that "The Aontas are surely behind this ploy to destroy our country".

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Scandal rocks the house of Lavro as banphrionsa Kara reportedly lept and cheered upon hearing the news. The government is unable to suppress media coverage of the incident.