Syx Island Herald
A former associate of Effry Sexstein, Lance Stark, was apprehended by Zokesian police today. He is to be trialed in the Fish island courts for charges of arson, setting a Geoff Civvie ablaze. According to video cameras on the site of the arson, the video showed Lance setting the open trunk of the vehicle on fire, while holding the can of refined chimp oil he had covered the vehicle in. Subsiquently he lit himself on fire, allowing the Syx island Sheriff to link Lance to the crime immediately, finding the suspect: "With his fucking trousers on fire, funniest shit i've ever seen!" said officer Noell Goodman who arrested Lance in an exclusive interview with the Syx island Herald. It is expected that Stark will stand trial in the next few months, and the judges are expected to hand down a heavy sentence for this first time amateur arsonist.
It comes as Effry Sexstein is in the process of being held in custody for international trail in Nautilus.
