GAGRIEL - Unlinke anything you've already heard about Efry Sexstein, theorion.kaf, Kafrica's finest news source since Kerbin became habitable is able to reveal new information relating to the famed sex offender.
According to our insider sources, The Underlord has confirmed in an exclusive interview that Efry Sexstein is hiding in the mohole. Despite what Zokesia wishes us to believe, the operation little fish was reported by our Sarconian anonymous correspondent, Lane Lawson to have involved a missile which launched from Syx island, and directly transfered to the Mohole within 5 minutes, as is the secret billionare technology that we are not allowed to release the existance of, sorry Maximilian but we know what you did on Syx island. Allegedly, Efery Sexstein is hanging out in the Mohole with Francisco Grail and Rachel Kerman, both of them being widly known to be hiding in the Mohole by the people of this solar system. Hence why whenever there is a interstellar criminal, we throw them down the hole to foreget about them.
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