January 8th, 2205, The last week has seen intensification of the claims of election fraud against the Constitutional Alliance Party by the departing President Drimp. Today, in multiple cities, including where the election is being certified in Bown, President Drimp held a rally, galvanising his supporters into taking back the election that was “Stolen from us in a clear act of leftist Zokesian backed foreign influence” He said to the supporters, cheering and holding rocks above their heads. Striking fear into the nearby security detachment of the Capitol building in Bown, Samwell State, where Senators, Governors and electors were assembling. At the same time, a commercial flight from Chikushinal, a black helicopter was landing at Bown International Airport, no travelers were processed through immigration.
At this moment, on the streets of Bown, protected by a skeleton federal security convoy, the Vice President, Moat Boat, who was to certify the results of the election, had his armoured vehicle pelted by rocks from Strelkan nationals and Drimp supporters. Cries of “TRAITOR” and “HANG HIM ON THE SCAFFOLD” could be heard from the crowd as he hunkered down from view, a display of cowardice in the knowledge of the fraudulent votes cast.
Meanwhile as the crowd began to get more and more restless, President Drimp told them “I have to go to dinner now, remember who you are, remember who your leader is, Kafrican.” His parting words met with applause as he left the podium, before being allowed to leave the city for Memorial House in Bown. With the rally dispersed and the attendees having nothing to do, the Senate began the process of certifying the 2204 election results. With each ballot cast, the shouts outside began to get louder and louder, before three loud thuds. Unknown to the Senators, Gunshots. Three gunshots had begun a scramble to take the federal building. Kafrican democracy was being attacked, by supporters, supporters of the words of a Kafrican President. Among these, were well armoured and masked men from Svarskia, seeking the Vice President, after neutralising Bown International and securing the road from it to the Capitol they struck, as the Senate hall in the Capitol emptied. Protocol stated that the VP was last to leave, something that doomed him.
As protestors began to stream into the chamber, Moat Boat hid under the desk, hoping that nobody would find him. Unfortunately for him and his safety, the masked Svarskians, carrying handcuffs, viciously and violently put him under arrest, screaming as he was lifted by the men on the desk, the crowd violently erupted into a cheer, throwing chairs and rocks at him, pelting him till he was bloodied as he was carried out of the room. Whisked away into an awaiting van, adorned with the McDrimp’s logo as the van sped off to the airport. As the chaos began to unfold in Bown, the Federal buildings in Southern Faucks were stormed by Strelkans, hoping to murder the staffers of the incoming President, some of whom had already been picked as cabinet ministers for the Barrett Administration. The President, hearing of this on the radio, smiled, yet hoped that no camera would pick it up and report on it. Unfortunately, a reporter for the orion, captured the moment on film, and is yet to release the imagery. As the old Strelkan Government buildings were being stormed, the desk of the speaker of the house being deficiated upon, and the attempted storming of Memorial House in Rinn, causing President Drimp to be whisked away to an undisclosed location in Western Rinn, the sun began to set, a lone black helicotper, unaccoutned for made way for Chikushinal with the Vice President on board. Injured and almost certainly begining to die as Stahl Seig field medicals attended to him to keep him alive for blackmail’s sake. The President began to write, and write. Addressing the nation at 9pm from the President’s black site, he spoke:
“My Fellow Patriots, the evil Stahl Seig has struck upon Kafrican soil capturing the lovely Vice President who was performing his duty in the Capitol at Bown, upholding democracy. In order to protect our democracy and democratic values, I am creating new policy measures to protect every John Doe in this country. My first order of business is i hereby declare martial law. We will do everything it takes to liberate Kafrica from these thugs’ grasp. I therefore have authorised the Department of Offense to carry out strikes upon SS buildings in Chikushinal, we must protect our democracy at all costs. My second order of business is i hereby decree that i shall not be leaving office on the 19th. Kafrica needs a leader who will not immediately surrender the conflict i have just committed this country to. We must stand our ground. Our patriots will win! With my patriots at my side, we will free Kafrica. I am the president that brought us to the world stage, and the left, the radical evil scorn of the Kerbin.
A Virus who believes that we can be whoever we want, that a Kebal, born a male, can become a female. That is just a fantasy play, I dressed up as a princess when I was young, it was funny, it wasnt arousing. That is why me, Your God given President of Kafrica, Blimp Drimp, will stop at nothing to prevent this country from running itself back to the ground!!! God Bless Central Kafrica!”
After the speech was delivered, M1A1 modified AA tanks fired a salvo of 8 missiles towards Chikushinal SS emplacements in Chikushinal, with sirens blaring they hit their marks easily and unopposed, the SS taken completely off guard as their ammo storages exploded with smoke columns visible from the Kafrican borders. The tanks advanced.
God Bless the United States of Central Kafrica! Glory to New Grestin!
