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For Immediate release - unclassified April 2207

From the Department of Offense for public release.

Today the Central Kafrican DoO announces its renewed comprehensive arms deal. Backed by its manufacturing partners Samwell Mechanised Industries, Stigma Technologies Corporation and various other ...

After years of consultation, legal writings and legal rewritings. Today the Senate in Rinn held the vote on the long awaited relegalization of gender transition. Covering aspects of bathroom use and medical treatment, all which was outlawed during the Drimp administration. Those laws becoming ...

Just over two years ago, the announcement from the Federal Space Agency of Kafrica (FASK) came that the Tylo II Ballistic missile was incapable of carrying the Zephyr two man capsule into orbit. The Kafrican space program was rattled yet not undeterred from the Munar program, which had almost ...

Central Kafrica, working in conjunction with its international partners, and allowing for the defense of the UIF controlled Fortmil and other powers in the region, confirms the downing of a Solarian Pulsejet in Grestin following Drimp's threats against the island of Fortmil. We confirm that all the ...

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Following the operations in Southern Kafrica, Scientists have detected a sharp increase in upper atmospheric radiation. All sources point to Zokesian ISR aircraft using nuclear engines for propulsion.

In a report by the Kafrican Daily Kerbol, they noted a strange birth in Rinn, a Kerbal with eight ...

Central Kafrica looks forward to hosting our Veiidic friends in due time!

Today, the Secretary of State, the former President Rhonda Reguwu, took to international news stations across Kerbin. Following a press statement released by Memorial House this morning. She outlined plans for the year 2206, in particular note for the international community in her statement was the ...

In the years preceding the creation of the United States of Central Kafrica, the region was divided. A division that had stood for centuries, between New Grestin and Krome, between New Grestin and Middelkafrica. This line separated the ambitions of the eastern Kafrican states. From the 2050s, to the ...

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From the office of the Secretary of State of central Kafrica

The United States of Central Kafrica will help the Stahl Sieg in pushing President Drimp out of South Grestin, in return, Central Kafrica will not interfere with Stahl Sieg activities in Southern Grestin.

President Lilly Barrett congratulates the Zokesian Royal Party on their victory.

Following the defeat of Former President Drimp’s forces in Chikushinal, he ordered a general retreat. Escaping the mountain himself in a convoy designed to look like the convoy of the President, Lilly Barrett. Successfully making his way down the network of highways, to the coastal town of Sopost ...

Mrs President thanks Maximilian I for his gracious phonecall. We agree that this is a counter insurgency operation as opposed to a full out invasion. We openly declare to the Stahl Sieg that we are open to all forms of negotiation, either direct or indirect, whichever is more convenient for the ...

Following the events of January Zth, President Drimp departed for the mountains in the north west of Rinn, retreating to a Presidential doomsday bunker, leaving the seat of the executive branch unoccupied, the Vice President kidnapped, meaning that the Presidential Line of Succession went to the ...

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In order to ensure that the Kafrican state has absolute air superiority, the department of offence has constructed a giant plastic straw, stretching to 150km. Powered by its own individual nuclear plant, the straw will suck out the atmosphere to ensure that no more planes can ...

January 8th, 2205, The last week has seen intensification of the claims of election fraud against the Constitutional Alliance Party by the departing President Drimp. Today, in multiple cities, including where the election is being certified in Bown, President Drimp held a rally, galvanising his ...

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Today it was confirmed by multiple Federal Policing federations that the funding granted to them by the Federal Government had been denied to them by an executive order signed by President Drimp this afternoon. "This is a VERY concerning matter, for the recent events involving the planned ...

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The process to becoming the President of Central Kafrica begins far before the polls are on the immediate horizon. Political parties, the juggernauts of the political world, from the minor, single issue parties, to the giants of the Constitutional Alliance Party and the Strelkan Kroman National ...

The Federal Space Agency of Kafrica congratulates our ally on their usage of this Jool window, we wish them luck on their journey and we hope to join them with out Sentinel Jool Mission in the near future!

God Bless the United States of Central Kafrica!

Central Kafrican News

The Federal Space Administration of Kafrica has announced that the 2 Nostradamus spacecraft, launched in the latter half of 2203, have reached and successfully flown past the Evian System. Expanding the horizons of our fledgling Space Program as we propel ourselves to the ...

The Strelkan Kroman National Workers Party has setup offices in Grestin, Svarskia and Axio, Vocavium to hopefully get some of its party members in the next Imperial Parliment to further the agenda of its beliefs in a Kafrican future, prioritizing increasing birthrates and ensuring the long lasting ...

GAGRIEL - Unlinke anything you've already heard about Efry Sexstein, theorion.kaf, Kafrica's finest news source since Kerbin became habitable is able to reveal new information relating to the famed sex offender.

According to our insider sources, The Underlord has confirmed in an exclusive interview ...

In the year 2064, following the Grestinian disasters of the early 2060s at the hands of the young Kroman Republic, on a one way trip, New Grestin launched 12 brave souls and committed them to the purple haze known as Eve. The Nostradamus colony ship, assisted by 3 AutoOps launched in the first half ...

Our peaceful solarian friends are always welcome in our continent's waters.

God bless the United States of Central Kafrica.

President Drimp has signed an order to suspend the 2203 Svarskian Borders act, closing the border between Svarskia and Kafrica. This is to protect us from Stahl Sieg incursions. The CKAF has been put on high alert and is performing patrols in the area of Kafrican controlled Grestin.

The United States of Central Kafrica demands that the Imperial Union explain recent events in Svarskia and inform us on their plans in our secure diplomatic channels.

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Syx Island Herald

A former associate of Effry Sexstein, Lance Stark, was apprehended by Zokesian police today. He is to be trialed in the Fish island courts for charges of arson, setting a Geoff Civvie ablaze. According to video cameras on the site of the arson, the video showed Lance setting the ...

House Resolution 1448541.

Following the vote on the Svarskian border act of 2203, the houses convened to vote on a resolution to commit the United States of Central Kafrica to prosecuting Effry Sexstein at his current holding location of Nautilus, with the consent of the United Imperial Federation ...

These trucks have been subject to checks, and the occupants have been disembarked, we will not allow vehicles to cross our border, only disarmed, civilians. Their drivers have been sent back as a precaution to protect our national security.

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In light of the recent events in Svarskia, at the request of the recently sworn-in Senator Lilly Barrett of Southern Faucks. Congress held a Senate committee meeting on the subject of the protests in the Imperial Union’s Svarskian colony.

Beginning with opening remarks, Mrs Barrett stated “It is to ...

It was 6 launches, 3 successes, 1 catastrophe and 1 abort. Kafricans have collectively completed over 100 orbits of our blue Marble The Wilbus Program came to a close with the concurrent testflights of the Tylo II Missile, carrying the Zephyr 2 man capsule into space for our march to the Munar ...

February 17th, 2203, the Central Kafrican Senate.

It was a normal, uninteresting day of congressional business in the upper chamber of the Central Kafrican democracy. Its experiment progressing nicely as had been for the last nearly 15 years. The speaker indicated that debate was to begin on a ...

January 4th, 2203. Angus Spaceport, North Grestin, Central Kafrica.

Glory to the rising of the Sun and the Stars. Glory to the ones who took flight. Glory to the United States of Central Kafrica.

It had been less than 30 days since the last test of the Jane Capsule, despite the 2 failures, the ...

It is late november, Kafricans have gone to the polls and decided the future of the senate, from the Free State of Faucks to the District of Bown, the fires of debate come to a close, the grazing of pencils on ballot sheets in two fell swoops began. The main story of this election has been the ...

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